An independent episode extracted from the saga of Helen, this story takes place when Helen has been operated on again with a brain tumor, and is a total amnesiac.

Helen has two half-siblings: Tomasina Krebs, the tall, eccentric girl who wants to give up her music degree to get into producing porn videos, and Little John, an earnest, awkward young fellow who has just finished his third semester in college. Tommy has made friends with a young Czech model called Sophie, and invited her over to spend Christmas with Tommy, her girlfriend April, and Tommy's mother Grandma Elly, in Ferguson, Minnesota.

In College, Little John's band of outcasts includes Spooky, whose real name is Taylor Brown, a goth chick, also from Ferguson. The two half-siblings (actually just Tomasina), dressed up for a prank at the local mall, meet up with Spooky, and Johnny is appalled at the task of keeping them apart. His life is about to get slightly complicated.