Mitsy Collins can handle herself with wit, but not with her weight. She's content in her world of skinny coworkers and fulfilling the needs of her cat, Mr. Perkins, when their floor gets a new boss. The rumors of his physique don't lie, and the whole floor is in combat mode to win his attention, and maybe his heart. Mitsy keeps out of the war, but becomes a casualty when Dunner ignores the bloodshed and takes aim at her.

Are his intentions pure? Can Dunner really want her? Will Mr. Perkins be jealous?