Digital publishing sensation Jason Pinter's middle grade debut about an unlikely boy hero who trips, stumbles and bungles his way into being a Superspy! If Judd Apatow remade The Pink Panther, Zeke Bartholomew would have a starring role.

It all started on a day like any other.

(Now I gotta deal with this guy)

The sun rose. I had waffles for breakfast. I caught my dad SCRATCHING HIS BUTT. It was a rerun of pretty much every day of my life. But late that night, EVERYTHING CHANGED...

One minute I'm digging through my neighbor's garbage looking for clues (long story), and the next minute I'm KIDNAPPED BY GOONS and MISTAKEN FOR A SPY.

(Not to mention this guy)

You might think everything I'm about to tell you is a big lie. But I promise you that THIS IS ALL TRUE. This is how the fate of the world fell into the hands of an UNIMPORTANT DORKY KID FROM NOWHERESVILLE.