Thirty-two-year-old writer, Damian Cross returns from a disastrous debut book tour only to find out that his fiancée, who he's been with for seven years, has dumped him. Now, Damian holes up in his cousin's house, licking his wounds, trying to write a second novel, blogging, and dating for the first time in forever. Everyone tries to convince him to write "a booty novel" to make money. He steadfastly refuses, all the while blogging about his sexual misadventures.