Here it is.

The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob.

(Note: if you have ALREADY read Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: From Eden to the Ark, you have ALREADY read part of this novel)

If you think you KNOW the truth behind the Bible Stories you REALLY ought to pick up a copy of this book.

If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well, you might want to take a good look at the sample that the Kindle folks let you peek at before you go throwing down any of your hard-earned money. This isn't exactly a solemn retelling of the Bible. In fact, I guarantee a giggle or two along the way. The fact is this is the story of the Book of Genesis as retold by a country gentleman who read the Bible a couple of times and is doing his level best to retell it in his own words.

Means he takes some liberties with the Gospel.

Or - in the words of Uncle Bob - this here is mostly the truth with only a few lies stirred into the broth for pepper.

Don't say I did not warn you!