The new groom's sleeping on the sofa tonight....

Jillian Horton's gorgeous new groom is everything a blushing bride could want on her wedding night. Thing is, she was so busy kissing all six feet three inches of him during their whirlwind courtship that she overlooked one detail she said "I do."

Her new husband expects her to be nothing more than Mrs. Cord Dougald, a happy homemaker wearing an apron over a maternity dress--for the next half century or so.

What's a modern wife in love to do?