Vampires and witches and (super cute) magical shoes. Oh my!

After months on the road assisting my tall, dark, and fangsome husband Thierry, who's currently a consultant with the vampire council, we've solved a bunch of mysteries and narrowly averted disaster at every turn. Now, I'm seriously in need of a vacation somewhere with plenty of palm trees and B-positive cocktails. But apparently, there's no rest for the wicked.

Thierry's next assignment is to head to West Virginia to a town called Assjacket (yes, seriously) to convince the wandering wife of a council leader to go directly back to her man, do not pass go. Sounds simple, right? But when Thierry gets swept off by the boss-witch Baba Yaga for an official tour of this paranormal paradise, I'm left to keep an eye on the runaway wife in question—one whose warlock boyfriend may be romancing her as part of his plan to destroy the vampire council...starting with Thierry himself.

What follows is every bit as wacky as Assjacket's name, including an impromptu supernatural shopping spree, enchanted high heels, and a magical spell that has me desperately seeking help from a trio of chatty cat familiars. It's going to be a race of good versus evil to save Thierry, defeat an evil warlock, and keep myself from going seriously batty in the process.