The Kid Dictionary
ebook ∣ Hilarious Words to Describe the Indescribable Things Kids Do
By Eric Ruhalter
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Wishjack: (WISH—jak) v: To blow out the candles on another child's birthday cake.
Been a kid? Have a kid? Know a kid? Been left utterly speechless by the wit, wisdom, grossness, and hilarity that accompanies children wherever they go?
The perfect book for all parents, The Kid Dictionary has the ingenious and hilarious words you need to describe the indescribable: life with kids. Humorous, insightful, and unique, this is a gift for every parenting occassion: from first-time parents, to babysitters, and anyone in between looking for a hilarious (and totally relatable!) dictionary.
Finally, the pitch-perfect "why didn't I think of that?" words you've always needed!
Brofitti: (broh-FEE-tee) v: The act of scribbling with permanent marker on the face of a younger sibling.
Clandesdine: (klan-DES-dyne) v: To hide from one's child while eating a cookie so he doesn't ask for one too.