Keep Young and Beautiful

audiobook (Unabridged) Dad's Army, Volume 16 · Dad's Army

By Jimmy Perry

cover image of Keep Young and Beautiful
Audiobook icon Visual indication that the title is an audiobook

Sign up to save your library

With an OverDrive account, you can save your favorite libraries for at-a-glance information about availability. Find out more about OverDrive accounts.

   Not today

Search for a digital library with this title

Title found at these libraries:


From the annals of wartime Britain come four brilliantly funny episodes with Captain Mainwaring’s Home Guard, ever ready to strike terror into the heart of the Wehrmacht from their unit in Walmington-on-Sea.

Keep Young And Beautiful

Parliament decides that older members of the Home Guard should be transferred to the ARP, to be replaced by younger men. The older members of the Walmington-On-Sea platoon become paranoid and go to great lengths to make themselves look younger.

The Captain's Car

The platoon are selected to provide a guard of honour for a visiting French general. When Lady Maltby donates her Rolls Royce to the war effort, Mainwaring decides that it would make an ideal staff car...

The Two And A Half Feathers

An old soldier named George Clarke, who served in the Sudan with Jones, joins the platoon. He tells everyone that Jones left him to die in the desert. When Jones starts to receive anonymous letters accusing him of cowardice, he decides that it's time to put the record straight.

Turkey Dinner

Jones accidentally shoots a turkey and the owner can't be traced, so the platoon decide to use it to give the local pensioners a turkey dinner…

Keep Young and Beautiful