Outwit and outmock those Crazy Conservatives!

Tired of the delusional rantings of right-wing nut jobs?

Does the mere mention of the Tea Party or Fox News pose a clear and present danger to your sanity?

No matter the flavor of your misguided right-wing adversary, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a conservative blowhard.

Learn how to:

It's time to defend America against every intolerant, corrupt, arrogant, greed-mongering, science-hating, reality-denying imbecile in your midst.

Stop the stampede of mindless, fact-loathing wingnuts!